Thanksgiving who?
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007It seems like everyone just decided to go straight to Christmas after halloween. I would have never realized this until I saw a Turkey standing in line at Target wearing a pumpkin costume. I recognized him as the thanksgiving Turkey because he was holding the pumpkin head part of his costume under his left wing against his hip. He was babbling something about soon being laid off because advertising budget cuts have caused very low sales margins. He stated Santa’s popularity is off the charts and selfishness and greed are on the rise. I was buying batteries and he had a plastic liter of tequila, a silver bell with kettle and an elf costume. So when you go christmas shopping and hear those bells ringing don’t forget the turkey and remember for a moment why you are thankfull. peace david